My dear FMD-S
I find myself in the uncomfortable position of agreeing totally and unequivocally with your post.

I shall, of course, be consulting "the internet" as to whether deletion of my account and subsequent suicide would be appropriate.

Yours as ever

L.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Dearest L
As always, a kind and thoughtful epistle, so gratefully received.

I do so beam with pleasure at our mutual acquiescence toward the very subject of the spasticity of TPC firms abd how they prey on the stupid, both as clients and as employees.

I hope that such an agreement may lead in time to the first fires of friendship.

Yours as always,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)

My dear FMD-S (R)
I do hope you are not attempting to groom me

Yours

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Dearest L
Not even our beloved mutual friend J would groom you.

With eternal felicitations,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Dear FMD-S (R)
I am most gratified to hear that.

Yours

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Click!
So eloquent.

Actually, solicitors use firms like ourselves to drum up business for them. Not that I need to explain myself.

Of course, should the market change, I will gladly find other work.
Your concern is duly noted.
Please find attached a diagram instructing how to deal with your opinion.

loltrap.com/pictures/b02f0c434ba1da7396aca257d0eb1e2f.jpg
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)

learn to post pics you thick bender
Also, learn about how to use reflexive pronouns you thick call centre bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Oooh. Right where it hurts!
My grammar and job!!

This is gonna be a big bloobloo and no mistake!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)