You dress like a teenager and have a face like a deflated pin cushion.
You have an extremely misplaced sense of self worth and dish out negative responses in a vain attempt to give yourself some value. Life has never been shiny since Mrs Dozer left.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I dunno Jason, you're basing these assumptions on one photo
Tell me all about Mrs Dozer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

She dresses like a Primark reject and looks like an elderly potato
Her weekend boyfriend is bumming around behind her back with Jasum off the internet, all her colleagues despise her and she lives in a rented hovel.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

So Mrs D is Jason?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

you make a beautiful couple

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I think it's likely they are both figments of your imagination

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)

nah, Jason is too much of a stereotype to be made up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)