Dear FM D-S ret
That isn't due to the asparagus I would suggest that it is bowel cancer. Please see 2nd Best Troll for a full bum hole fingering.
HTH's
With fondest regards
Bonz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

nah m8, me bowels are tip top
Deffers just asparagus causing stinky piss.

Check yo bad self me nigga.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Poor dozer
he ignored the warning signs and now has a rotten bumhole and a leaky prostrate... all he needed was a doctors finger and it could have all been caught
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)

It's mrs dozer I feel sorry for

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

poor 'mrs dozer' LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)

How do figments survive the death of their imaginer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)