Don't know about'betterment' I don't think working in the building trade is anything to be ashamed of.
He started off as a labourer, and ended up owning his own scaffolding company. Made a good screw out of it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I wasn't saying what your father did was anything to be ashamed of.
Pay attention.

Then send me a prescription for morphine. Thanks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Oramorph all right chief?
I've never actually prescribed morphine.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)

I'll take whatever I can get. Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)

I bet Swipes gazzing you this very minute

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)

she's all frogged up.
We're all grateful to him for taking a fat one for the team.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Frogs blind?
I bet touching her thighs must be like inputting a brail library with each stroke...........ewwwwwwwww I think I may just go and be sick.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Funny, that's how we felt about you emotionally cheating on your wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Well really :(
alright my little Satsuma?*

*this works on two levels
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)

My thighs are smoother than your kids'

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Wait I don't even own any goats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)

In other news, Dozer has recently referring to 'Mrs D'.
As if.

HAHAHAHHAHA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)

She's his best imaginary friend.
He looks single to me.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)

He dresses the hamster up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)

One of my patients was arrested for this yeaars ago.
I still have a chortle whenever he turns up :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)

You would have thought he would have had the good GRACE to have kept that one himself?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)

He did it before I came here.
One of my colleagues still has the newspaper cutting. He was arrested and charged. His girlfriend took pictures of him indulging his hobby, and showed others, he wS grassed up :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)