Ta.
I'm stuck at Cardiff Airport and I can't get pissed. Can today get any worse?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WHy not?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Car is in the short stay at Edinburgh. I fucked up there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

You really did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I can have a couple of pints, I'm not driving til 6.
Just need to pace them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Get your missus to get a bus to the airport to drive you back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:14, Reply)

^ Secrets of a successful marriage

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Best not.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Poof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)

you knows it, petal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)

FFS did you take out a loan?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

On business, expenses innit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:18, Reply)

True, but our expenses weenies would still cause a stooshie about it.
I booked a hotel in Bournemouth a few months back that was 2 minutes from the office. Apparently I shouldn't have used it as it wasn't approved by our outsourced travel agency - despite the fact that I booked it through their website.

The fact that my hotel was cheaper, closer and better than their approved hotel doesn't come into it apparently.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:30, Reply)

It's my grant money
they can fuck off. They probably will spit the dummy, there was some email recently about only using Long Stay, but bollocks to it. It's cheaper than two taxis and they can fuck off if they think I'm getting out of bed 15 minutes earlier to use the bastard long stay.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Sounds like someone needs a botdog in their top drawer

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Yes
You could get stuck at Southampton Airport.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Tru dat.
Up until 5 minutes ago this place was packed with outstandingly pissed valley boys flying to dublin. Now there's just me and the least attractive hen do in history. Which I fear will be on my plane.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)