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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I always carry a podium with me on account of my 'average' height

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
I am - myself - not a tall man
And a podium is essential for the occasions upon which I feel it necessary to harangue the general public.

Two or three times a day usually.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
I mostly use mine when I pop down the park and issue my fortnightly hate speech

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
A fair thing, and I applaud it

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Militant muzzie. Can tell by the beard.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I might grow a beard for authenticity.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)
Will you bring your podium in an old Nissan with no brake lights?
With all your mates gazing out of the back window waiting for a claim?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)

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