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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm watching 3-2-1
Might go out for a curry in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:51, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Cool story, bro.
Have they found the bin yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)
It hasn't been on long.
They have yet to reject anything.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Pretty damn happy, thank you for asking.
Things are starting to go my way at last.


Well, except the rugby, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
So why is life coming up b3th?
Also, Stunned mentioned heading West in March, possibly with his small entourage of alkies. 22nd.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Stuff. you know.
22nd of March? That's a Sunday, isn't it? Or are we talking April again?


Are you my regular nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Maybe it isn't the 22nd then.
I'll check. It's around that date though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:10, Reply)
They have rejected the hat left by Clive Dunn.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
It was the bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
They have just rejected a SAINT BERNARD DOG as a prize.
Ted was going to give them a dog. This is bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)
But it was worth a hundred and fifty quid!
Christ, you couldn't get away with that these days. Poor little dog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
It was a big dog.
'And if you didn't want it, we would have sold it back to the kennel'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
That trolley dolly is wearing Deirdre Barlow glasses!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Borrowed from you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Of course, you saw my Deirdre glasses, didn't you?
I haven't worn them in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
I could never do that 3-2-1 thing with my fingers quick enough
He was a bit sharp, that Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)
I was banned from doing it as a child
As it would always end up with me ficking the Vs at my sister, who would then grass me up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)
I was brought up in a household of casual swearing and racism so it wouldn't have mattered

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
It wasn't racist years ago.
Jusst funny.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Shut it, honkey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Love thy neighbour episodes 1-12

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
I'll have half!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
I remember seeing a show a few years ago where they slowed it right down
and it turned out Ted Rogers couldn't do it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Flaked out here, been out in country with family. Fucking knackered.
Im doing absolutely bugger all tomorrow.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:03, Reply)
That's rather a sweeping statement
I have also been out in country today but I didn't see you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Wet and windy glory that is Kent.
We were practising SAS escape and evasion manoeuvres, so you missed us.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
With the family.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
People related tl myself.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Take one that never changes, add a pub and a precious stone, bring them all up-to-date, and now you're on your own

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
That's right!
You've won a sodastream.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)
He'd have been better off on Bullseye
Then he'd not have won a speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Bit windy innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Only in Oxford.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
My chimneys are whistling.
That could be used as a euphemism for something
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Your face is a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Today it is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
It's Saturday you dolt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
All day.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
My money is on the Triangle being the car.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
That's what I thought.
"You keep an emergency triangle in the car. And what else is a 'runaround'? That's right, it's a Ford Cortina!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)
That's right!
You've won a black and white portable television!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Those long johns are going to be something silver

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Correct!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
I'm not watching this
But Triangle is something else again.

A boat that sailed. And people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
I was right!
Those shit cunts rejected 'The new Chevette'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
What the fuck are a pair of Scousers going to do with a two grand silver tea set?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
They probably alreafy had several sets.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Yeah, I bet they 'won' them too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Ask your sister in law
How is she?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
She's boss.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Good on her
Thought the world of Roota, not least because of her B-I-F connections.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Are you calling my sister in law a biffer?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
No
She had a lot of family in the place I grew up in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
Where can I attend on of these 'moist toilet tissue' focus groups that are so popular on adverts now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Go to a big London station
Stand on the concourse, drop your trousers and shout "LOOK AT THESE FUCKING CLAGNUTS".

It might work - I can't guarantee it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Great, will try it tomorrow and see if some bird arrives with some 'washlets' that we can discuss with a group of friends over a coffee

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Its Sunday tomorrow
Demographics suggest it'd be better on a weekday.

You might like to get a small podium to stand on and spread your arse cheeks to commuters as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
It seems to be working for Bob Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I always carry a podium with me on account of my 'average' height

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I am - myself - not a tall man
And a podium is essential for the occasions upon which I feel it necessary to harangue the general public.

Two or three times a day usually.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
I mostly use mine when I pop down the park and issue my fortnightly hate speech

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
A fair thing, and I applaud it

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Militant muzzie. Can tell by the beard.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I might grow a beard for authenticity.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)
Will you bring your podium in an old Nissan with no brake lights?
With all your mates gazing out of the back window waiting for a claim?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Come to surgery every other Tuesday morning.We hold them behind the sharps bins.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Can I bring my podium?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Of course.
We do have a group one though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Mine is customised
With transfers of big flames licking up the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I'm with TD, I'm only using MY podium. It's tailored to my specific needs.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Your special needs are...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Curry eaten.
Shawshank on the tellybox now.

Livin' the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 22:51, Reply)

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