I have never sent a transvetite valenties - there's an unusual sentence to type!
Alt: I'm pretty savvy - I've fitted bathrooms including replumbing/showers etc. I've fitted kitchens, refloored a whole house, laminate floored several others. Built several kit cars, used to tune engines for fun (before all this electronics/injection poncery) and I've rewired - under supervision - a house.
Altalt. If you live on a flood plain which floods please don't take it wrong when I say FUCKING DUMBASS - IT'S A FLOOD PLAIN, THE CLUE IS IN THE WORDS FLOOD AND PLAIN YOU FUCKWIT!
I haven't been affected as I live:
a) On a hill and
b) As far away from the coast as it's possible to be in this country
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm sure those affected aren't just on the flood planes.
But yeah, same as people crying about earthquakes and tornados when they move to areas prone to it etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:02, Reply)

It's like moving to the Sahara and then compaining about the heat and sand
As to the coastal issues - I have more sympathy. Coastal defences should be better, they should be maintained and reviewed as to effectiveness regularly and properly financed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)

They will be after this public shambles.
Why couldn't it have been Blackpool or somewhere more deserving? :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)