It was Nausicaä's 6th birthday on Sunday and Tyvokka is 3 next month.
They are both well. I got home yesterday to find my wife had bought a brand new Renault Clio with my money. Is French and Yellow. I can't afford a divorce.
( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You could afford it if you sold the car to pay the legal fees.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)

i can't afford to give her half my stuff.

( Peej, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)

If the grounds are Unreasonable Behaviour she won't be entitled to half.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Just let her keep both the kids
and sell the house...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Exactly how mental is your missus?
Because you make out to be pretty mental.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)

harvest her organs
sell them to pay off the debt. keep any surplus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)