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Sandwiches.
Last meal? Really posh sandwiches.
Alt: drugs, booze, wellies.
Altalt: any one of you, you're all my favourite.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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Winders! How are things?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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Good. Just narrowly escaped a parking ticket which is nice,
But also I'm in Bracknell working in car hire places with the sort of cunts that work in car hire places, so that's a downer.
Otherwise, all going well.
How are you doing?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:32,
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Not too bad ta. Ex being a cunt, but that's pretty standard these days.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:35,
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Is it over the kid? Or just generally being a shit bag?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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Both.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:40,
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Burn her house down.
Well, your house. You know what I mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:42,
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Her parents bought it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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Oh. Kill her parents then.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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Divorce: You're doing it wrong!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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did you kill the parking inspector?
Is there no end to your tyranny?
alt. alright?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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Inspector?
Don't give them a title that sounds like they actually do something. But no, I just got to the van in time.
Alright jay
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:41,
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Jobsworth cunt. I hope you spat on him and told him to get a proper job!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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Actually, he was quite a nice guy, so I thanked him for giving me an extra 10 minutes on what I'd paid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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