I hate DIY and am shit at it - I'm an artist, dammit, not a bloody labourer.
Therefore anything beyond putting up shelves involves me having to source some sort of working class-type, so that I can avoid spraining my weak wrists.

Last time I put up some shelves, they nearly killed Mrs Vagabond.

I get my news from the BBC - it's the world's most reliable news source.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:05, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'll never understand why some people have so much difficulty putting screws into a wall.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Give me your address - I'll come 'round and show you how hard it can be.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

RAWLPLUGS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Probably trying to use a wood bit.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

SCREWS.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

+ and thats the full story your honour

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)