Something about an ex colleague with huge tits who's husband died from a massive brain tumour shortly after being done for diddling an old lady on his rounds as an electrician.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Might have been a plumber; the details are a bit hazy now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Tell me more about the tits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

they were huge and oily

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)

Wait, do you mean they secreted their own oil?
Or had they had some other oil applied to them in a sexy way?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Brent crude, liberally applied.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2211513
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Like a pair of zeppelins trying to escape from a tarpaulin
that was only tethered to the ground by a single, straining button.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)

oh the humanity!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2211507
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)

it was too sad a story to bear :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)

also, whose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

I also worked with the guy's nephew for a couple of years.
As far as I know he hasn't been in the dock for diddling with senile old women.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)

eew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)

I think that, just possibly, his actions were driven by the massive cancerous growth in his head
rather than any great desire to diddle with senile old wimmin. At least that what my ex colleague told me. She reckoned she'D exposed herself to him and his his tumorous state he thought "Why not?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)

sounds plausible

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)

I'd believe anything she said, frankly.
Because of the tits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)

I like breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)

So does gok Wan, which I've always found a bit odd.
It's like he's living a lie or summat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)

How do you mean?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)

HE'S A PUFF!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)

The Shamens less successful...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Or, the Macc Lads' celebrated album track....
The missus sends smooshes, btw. Verily, she has swooped in to do so. You lucky bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)

Send her my love xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)

Will do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)

Gok Wan? A bender?
Yeah right.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:00, Reply)

It's hard to believe I know but...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)

no way is Gok Wan a gayer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Fashion conscious, forrin...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)

he's too masculine to be a botter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)

People said that about Rock Hudson.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)