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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So. New model women. Personally I think you need to chop your bird in every 3 years. You know, keep things fresh.
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No reason to do that unless they start getting wrinklyor broody, God forbid. As long as nothing's pointing to the floor and they can cook a decent steak.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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Nah. They start getting all bolshy and comfortable with things.
You need to wheel out the old cuntpunch every now and again.
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Well that holds true regardless of age.the mrs is trying to tell me my Star Wars poster isn't going up in the sitting room. I'm already warming up my dry slap arm.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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Anyway, who says that flowers are a viable interior design choiceand yet collectible figurines and pants slung over radiators aren't?
Bloody women. Mad, all of them.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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I think they call that Due Corse or Mittigating or something like that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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Having met your bird, I personally think you've done bloody well. She on the other hand...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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