I don't feel sick today, so I've changed my mind about suicide.
I might ask Ladypig to marry me today, might leave it till next week. Dunno. Ring I ordered arrived early and if I don't give it to her soon I'm bound to lose it, or sell it for beer money.
Otherwise, I hope to home early and get the dogs walked and a nice evening dinner on for when she gets back at least.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Goodman.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:18, Reply)

She's made a load of noise about valentines being rubbish, but I'm not stupid
I'll get flowers and steak and stuff. Not making that mistake twice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:20, Reply)

You might not feel sick, but you are clearly unwell.
Think about what you're saying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:24, Reply)

Are you married Geoffrey?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:27, Reply)

Obviously not.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:41, Reply)

He is married. Just not to the woman he's shagging.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:43, Reply)

Ym?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:56, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:57, Reply)

Good choice.
We've all bindun.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:05, Reply)

By Jeff or Battered's mum?

( Peej, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:15, Reply)

In all fairness, Mummy Battered has the larger cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)