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Good evening Windy Pig, good evening everyone
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:15,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Frog *nods head*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:19,
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BIG FROG!
You sexy beast.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:23,
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Be very careful what you say Wee Pee
He has a thing for Gingers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:25,
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Nah, he likes cavernous vaginas. The ginger thing is just a bonus.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:27,
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Time to air this one again then
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2186928
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:29,
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alright pal!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:50,
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How's the weekend?
For the second time of asking.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:56,
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excellent so far, nice evening last night, relaxing morning and afternoon, lots of beers tonight. it really is quite splendid.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:05,
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So what present did she get you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:32,
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A weekend of Space hopper training?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:35,
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Be quiet HH.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:36,
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:( I am all weekdays
shouldn't you be encouraging me to be posting when I can?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:38,
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No. Now shut up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:39,
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Hey, I thought you liked me?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:40,
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I don't like anyone.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:43,
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I'd never have guessed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:43,
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Fuck off saggy tits.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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*knees in the forehead*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:47,
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The amount of lardy insulation on your knees means it wouldn't hurt in the slightest.
You wrinkly haggard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:51,
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Well in that case I won't take it personal
How's tricks anyway you angry little bastard?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:44,
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Absolutely knackered. Got micro this weekend which is good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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Nice to hear
I blown an extra 7 grand today by helping my wife choose her new car.......FUCK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:47,
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Women should not be allowed to drive.
The number of dents & scrapes on my car bear testament to this. Stupid ex-wife bitch cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:50,
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I mistakenly bought my ex a rally driving lesson one year.
She became an utter maniac behind the wheel after that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:56,
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Good mate of mine was a professional rally driver in the '80s. I've been a passenger in his 911 a couple of times. Damn he's good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:03,
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At least she didn't prang a Maserati like B3th did
She still claims that he reversed into her
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:58,
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He fucking DID, you cunt!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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Chinny reckon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:07,
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Are you saying B3th has MOAR chins
than a Chinese telephone directory?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:15,
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a framed photograph of an anus (not hers)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:49,
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