Fuck that.
If you are stupid enough to leave it hanging there.

I found £200 once in Dartford. I saw the bloke who withdrew it checking his pockets and did a runner. Fuck him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

well yer
It was a cashpoint in a shop, it was just there in the drawer.

Silly fecker shouldn't have left it there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

i left £100 in the cashpoint one night, in a deserted dark tesco car park
this enormous dude came up behind me and tapped my shoulder; I shat myself until he handed me the cash and said, "you forgot this."

AND I've handed in 2 cards where the morons somehow left their accounts wide open with the machine asking how much I wanted to withdraw. I cancelled the transactions and shoved the cards through the door of the bank. how is that even possible?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)

mug

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

in my defence
I was rather drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)