Hey Batts if Scotland is so fucking shit (which it is)
And the Tories have practically zero presence there. Why the fuck are we trying so hard to keep them? Its making us look desperate with all this "you won't be able to use sterling" "you won't be able to join the EU" Why aren't we just telling them to start up a Cryptocurrency called Jockcoin and fuck the fuck off.
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Conservative and Unionist Party innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)

what are the defence plans? Are they going to start their own army?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Don't care if they all starve to death within 6 months
I just want to know why we want to keep the stupid haggiswogs
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:59, Reply)

It's just our benevolent nature
Look at how we tried to look after those ungrateful Micks, even when they kept on blowing things up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Most of the SAS are Scots, fact fans.
OK, so 75% of a relatively small regiment isn't an army, but their defence plans are still the least of their concerns, considering they won't have a currency.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Most of our cannon-fodder are as well, aren't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)

The ranks are mostly working class, I don't know if there's a geographical bias.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Is there a rule that says that our SAS can't stay mostly Scots if they get independence?
I still don't care about them, their army or their currency. I can't work out why the Tories want to keep them.
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

They won't belong to the UK, so they won't be eligible to serve in the British armed forces.
The Tories want to keep them, because the UK is a mostly English institution and they're what the Americans would call patriots.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:06, Reply)

I was pretty sure forrins could sign up and fight for other armys
I know Brits have signed up and fought for the yanks in vietnam ect. What would stop Scots from signing up?
( Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Dunno for sure, historically countries have had special regiments for Johnnies.
The Foreign Legion of France, the Spanish Scottish Regiment etc.

I was just under the impression you had to be a citizen to have a choice.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)

"Oh hay, Scottland. How are you? *sigh*, I'm ok. Wales is doing well, they've got a refferendum coming up....
... so, I was thinking about what you were saying, and i've talked it through with Ireland and we've decided that i'm using my airspace next week; it's just not convinient..... And the week after. Yes, look, if it's not going to work out it's not going to work out, but you can't just use my airspace without asking."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)