Make it nice and romantic. Women love this shit and she will be telling the tale for the rest of your life!
Surprise is the key, not the right moment.

Do it now, via facetime!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Or you could put the ring in a wrap like I did
Not very romantic but it worked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)

I'd drop it in a glass of soda water after.
That's pretty much a choking hazard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)

in a wrap?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:23, Reply)

or beat boxin' - your choice

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Of finest Columbian marching powder

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)

well, she'll definitely be surprised,
as i've always been very much anti-marriage.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)

oH AYE, SHE COME INTO SOME MONEY?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)

nope, just did some thinking,
and realised that i kind of liked the idea that what i know to be true, can be celebrated in a serious way. you know, it's just, i love this girl, and we're probably going to be together for fucking ages if not forever, so why not have a party and celebrate how great we are together. it all kid of clicked a few weeks back, and i spent a huge amount of time trying to get her ring size without making it obvious, and then spend even more ages picking out a ring, and every little detail of the process made me happier and more excited about the whole thing, and now i'm itching to give her the bloody thing becuase i know she'll love it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Awww. My ovaries twitched there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)

yeah, i'm aware of how sickeningly saccarin the whole thing is,
but i can't help myself.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)

I carved my proposal in the snow in the back garden.
Still sounds like a poor euphemism years later.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)

was it yellow snow?
that would have been impressive
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)

Brown. I'd had a curry the night before.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:34, Reply)

smart arse

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Shart arse

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Let's call the whole thing off.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)