Alright SBT.
Last night was 'admit any old shit Monday'.

We had in -
Diabetic teenage shitcunt on their third DKA in six months who needn't have come in had the A and E shitcunts git their arses into gear.
Brittle asthmatic who we needn't have admitted had the A and E shitcunts, etc
A perfectly fine 80 year old for 'post-op monitoring'. That's recovery's job, tell the last cunts that they're paid to be on call for a reason.
And a 'ventilator detox'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:08, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I wS asked today if a Reiki master could help with a patient's hair loss.
:(((
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Did you offer him a razor?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)

To slit his wrists with?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)

^^^this mate^^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)

I was tempted to refer him to one of the milfs at daughter's playgroup, she's a feng shui consultant.
80 quid an hour initial consult. I'm in the wrong fucking job.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)