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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright me niggaz
I'm in a nice bar and Gang Starr is on the stereo.

Are all y'all knotty headed hos kickin' it real?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:58, 376 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm having a nice quiet evening in; writing a design brief for work, booking train tickets to Oxford for this weekend, thai red chicken curry on the menu for later.
Just need to decide what film to watch later before having an early night.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:02, Reply)
you'll like Scratch
It's on Netflix.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:06, Reply)
I will investigate.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:09, Reply)
if you like hip hop culture you'll love it
If not, it's relatively interesting.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:10, Reply)
I've searched for it, doesn't seem to be on Netflix UK, I don't have access to the US Netflix.
Also, they've deleted quite a few things recently. Thanks anyway.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Monty highly rates it.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)
there's definitely a thing you can do, to get you accesss to US netflix,
altough i have no fucking idea how you would do that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Yep there is, but that would only allow me to watch it on my laptop. Whereas I can watch the UK version directly through my sitting room & kitchen TV's without fucking about.
I guess I should get some cabling to connect my laptop to the TV - is Nakers here to ask for some cabling advice?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)
oh right,
ladypig has the full apple set up, with apple tv and mirroring stuff, so i sort of use her laptop like a remote for the rest of the media in the house. pretty handy.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)
That sounds like a good set up. I've got Apple TV in the kitchen, but as I have a Windows PC I don't think I can mirror them.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
there's bound to be a work around somewhere.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:31, Reply)
move to the USA

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Oxford?
Pint?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Just saw a comment on the previous thread regarding alcohol units.
When did you last disobey your doctor? Don't be shy, tell your shit online doc :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
I wouldn't let mine finger my ringpiece.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Do they have long fingernails?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:11, Reply)
all the fucking time m8

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Alright SBT.
Last night was 'admit any old shit Monday'.

We had in -
Diabetic teenage shitcunt on their third DKA in six months who needn't have come in had the A and E shitcunts git their arses into gear.
Brittle asthmatic who we needn't have admitted had the A and E shitcunts, etc
A perfectly fine 80 year old for 'post-op monitoring'. That's recovery's job, tell the last cunts that they're paid to be on call for a reason.
And a 'ventilator detox'.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I wS asked today if a Reiki master could help with a patient's hair loss.
:(((
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Did you offer him a razor?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
To slit his wrists with?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
^^^this mate^^^

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
I was tempted to refer him to one of the milfs at daughter's playgroup, she's a feng shui consultant.
80 quid an hour initial consult. I'm in the wrong fucking job.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
my doctor wants me on drugs
last two things I was on (some anti-GORD thing and diazepam for locked-up back muscle), he was all like 'oh, keep taking them as long as you need to, here's a repeat prescription, come back when you need another'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
I have prescription diazepam for back problems
I sometimes take it for fun, it's quite nice.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I have diazepam to use if I feel I am going to have a seizure. I carry some with me all the time, just in case.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)
it's alright recreationally every once in a while

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Most things are.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
I dunno, I didn't enjoy heroin much and I don't like LSD

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:23, Reply)
I've not taken hallucinogenics for ages. Absolutely years.
I'd like to try ayushca.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:25, Reply)
I've never had a trip - always been too scared.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Tried most things when younger.Lsd, psilocybin, amanitia. The trips good, usually' but the days after are grim man.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)
a couple of my friends have a peyote cactus and attend ayahuasca ceremonies
They won't let me join in as I want to do it for hedonistic rather than spiritual reasons.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Bloody yoghurt knitters.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
you get auras right?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Yes. They differ considerably for different people. For me, I get pins & needles down the right side of my face and a sudden aversion to feeling hot.
Excess fatigue is the biggest trigger for me.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:25, Reply)
You haven't fitted for a long time I think you said?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:27, Reply)
I was admitted to the Royal Free last summer when I collapsed - turns out that wasn't a fit but some type of food poisoning, but the nature of the collapse made people initially think it was a fit.
I haven't had a full on Grand Mal tonic clonic for several years. Thankfully.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Glad to hear.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)
a bloke at work is an epi and doesn't get any warning, that must be a lot worse

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
That's certainly more dangerous, I'm allowed to drive as things are under control & I get auras, I wouldn't want to be a passenger with your colleague.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)
he has to surrender his licence after having a seizure

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Yes. I did when I was first diagnosed - need to be 12 months seizure free before you can apply to get it back.
Even then it's only a three year license that then has to be reviewed. Which makes sense.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)
indeed
It's not a very pleasant condition.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:52, Reply)
Could be worse; it isn't AIDS or cancer.
Speaking of which; how are you getting on with having both of those?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:53, Reply)
my aids cancer has caused a tumour in my antibiotic system.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Hi Gonz!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:09, Reply)
tonight I'm doing beef olives sous vide served with hundreds and thousands, deep fried and dressed on a bed of lettuce in a chocolate and mustard sauce.
Deep fried and washed down with two cans of Monster.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
*letters

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)
I get those symptoms when I've got a migraine brewing.
Fatigue is the cause for me usually I think.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Thankfully seizures, as I understand it, are a lot shorter than migraines.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
I go over my limit most days,
But never lie to my doc, Christ, that's just a stupid thing to do.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Is it any worse to tell a fib to a GP when most of them aren't proper Doctors but they tell you they are?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)
I've never met a GP with a PhD.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
I know a nurse consultant with a PhD in cardiology.
I'm not quite sure how that sort of job works.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Afriend of mine is a nurse, he's doing a masters in something to do with th liver.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)
yeah, so a specialist rather than a GP

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:38, Reply)
If that's how you want to see it, yes.
General Practice is just that...one needs a good general grounding of everything. I certainly wouldn't play down my experience or qualifications.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
it's a wide but shallow pool of knowledge

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:45, Reply)
can't you see how neccesary that is?
if everyone was a specialist, who would look at my flaky balls and deicde whether it needed a bit of cream or a specialist treatment? or look at that guys feet and decide if it's a posture thing or a serious spinal problem or whatever.
GP's are an important part of the process. Someof them are probably shit at their job, but luckily, you don't have to keep going back to the same GP.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:47, Reply)
of course I realise that
My own experience (for what it's worth; anecdotal evidence is worth very little) is that whenit comes to serious conditions they get it consistently wrong to the extent that the the problem is exacerbated.

It's like giving an OPS transfer to a mortgage case checker.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
well, in my experience, i've reached relevant specialists in a reasonable time frame,
so basically, you hate GP's because you have a shit GP.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)
I don't hate GPs

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Ok.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Get a different gp then.
Or fuck off to somewhere where you don't get free care, cradle to birth. The nhs ain't perfect, but it does a fucking good job and I'm proud to be a part of it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:56, Reply)
^ this ^

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
After qualifying, I volunteered for MSF.
It made me realise how good our system is, vast areas of this planet have fuck all. Absolutely F.U.C.K. A.L.L. Please realise that you're lucky as fuck to live here man.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)
MSF is a great organisation.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Ta.
Your drugs are in thepost :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:09, Reply)
^ THIS ^
Edit - I mean YES to winders post.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
i actually did have flaky ball skin and all.
all cleared up now though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:55, Reply)
How nice.
Soap and water helps :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
actually, soap and water was the problem,

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Perfumed and scented soaps can be quite bad on skin in general, more so for 'delicate' parts ofthe anatomy. Like your lnackers.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
exactly,
i got a nice tub of aqueous and some diprobase. cheers doc.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Thanks . I'm the first to admit Im not an expert cardiologist/oncologist whatever.
I do think Im fucking good at my job, for all the whinging and fucking about I do here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)
Yo!
Givin' it large with a meat pie and some Mash 'n gravy. Rock and/or roll.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:06, Reply)
get fucked you boring fucking spastic wanker

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
*highfives*

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Take what you want, just don't hit the face!!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
You're in a bar, as part of Glitter's Gang with Freddie.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
nah, North Bar
Lovely pint of American Classic.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
But you're still a nonce.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Did I deny it?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Plumdozer fingers kids

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
oh man these scurrilous statements are deeply hurtful

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:31, Reply)
down in the pub bar,
thinking about dinner, menu is a bit limited, beers alright. To be honest, I'm just glad that i've got some work for tomorrow that does not have me surrounded by the brain dead and old aged.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)
So you won't be working in Weston Super Mare tomorrow then!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:19, Reply)
ha!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
You still in Wales?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
only for tomorrow,
then back to sunny oxford. I never realised how much i'd miss my own home.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
I'm in Oxford this weekend.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:26, Reply)
i saw, i asked if you fancied a pint.
what are you down my way for?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Ah, hadn't seen your post.
Staying with friends, but definitely have some time late Sunday afternoon if that'd work for you? I'll gaz ya.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
sweet.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:34, Reply)
what whiskies do they have?
I had some Jura Origin earlier, it was shit.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:21, Reply)
it's a shit pub in wales,
i'll be lucky if they have laphroaig or something.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:23, Reply)
laphroaig is bog standard beginner's whisky innit

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:24, Reply)
almost anything that is on the list for the majority of pubs is shite,
decent whiskey is made in small batches and is therefore expensive and therefore not going to appear in any chain pub anywhere.
It's so depressing when blokes used to come in to the pub to "impress with their whiskey knowledge" and end up ordering some bog standard scotch blend shite.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:28, Reply)
I dunno, plenty of bars stock Auchentoshan, Glenfarclas and Bruichladdich.
And some blends are better than most malts. Naked Grouse and Hibiki, for example.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
yeah, some bars will, but most won't.
also, naked grouse is fucking shite.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
no, Famous Grouse is shite
Naked Grouse is Fucking lush.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:32, Reply)
nope.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)
yep
It's lovely, butterscotch notes, no finish. It's won gold medals and everything.

Naked Grouse is highly rated. Not just by me, by genuine whisky buffs.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
it's better than the sum of its parts
Highland Park, Macallan, Balvenie.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:37, Reply)
fuck whisky buffs,
i think it tastes like sweet watery shite.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:38, Reply)
you're genuinely the first person I've encountered who doesn't like it

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)
well, we can't all agree doz,
i mean, if we all agreed who would you look down upon for their shit taste in music?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
Agnostic Antichrist

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
we'll miss you

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
i tell you caves,
i have no idea how the staff in palliative care homes cope, they are fucking horrid places.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:33, Reply)
good job there are some
patient and good people in the world. I can barely cope with students
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:36, Reply)
exactly,
it's almost all women, and they are some of the cheeriest, most understanding and helpful people i come accross.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)
and I bet they work shitty hours and get paid peanuts

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:40, Reply)
minimum wage, cleaning up poo and getting abused by people with dementia.
saints the lot of them.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:42, Reply)
some of them are thick as fuck and deserve to work where they do

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:44, Reply)
thanks dozer.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:45, Reply)
hey, I worked in a private nursing home for a year and some of the staff were sadistic wankers who couldn't get a job anywhere else
I mean, a couple of days work has a way better line of sight compared to a year's worth of 60 hour weeks.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:46, Reply)
all professions have their wankers.
why you got to be so negative about everyone all the time?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:48, Reply)
because I'm the wanker

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
I hope gang star is like singstar
but instead of singing you do karaoke shootings
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)
nah, Gang Starr are hip hop legends yo

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
'speed of the puma' was their high point

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)
tonz o gunz yo

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)
I don't follow bebop

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
will smith is the best

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:17, Reply)
JAMES WEST TAMING THE WEST SO REMEMBER THE NAME

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)
the wiki wild wild wikipedia
/chompy
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)
oh man ATCQ on the stereo now
I Fucking love Q Tip.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:41, Reply)
I want to post something, but all I can think about is windy rubbing aqueous cream into his balls :(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:13, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:13, Reply)
Is it hot in here?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
yer, so take off yer clothes innit

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:16, Reply)
bit presumptuous of you

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Tiga's cover of that is well lol, as is his version of Louder Than a Bomb.
Checked out Ivan Smagghe yet?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
I had a brief listen to his soundcloud

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Smagghe is the French Weatherall

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)
also, you should have a listen to Erol Alkan/ Phantasy Sound

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
it's a great image right?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Let me know if you need a hand, yeah?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
totally.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Admit it, you have a lazy lob on?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Does this make me a gay, doc?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Just an internetone.
Thankfulness, it's not contagious.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Just had a great Korean meal.
What's going down in groove town?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Beer and conversation.
Got started on foxhunting thing, a lot of the locals are pro it. I think it's shit.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)
I live in town. I leave the country to those that live in it.
It is brutal though, I ain't judging.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
I used to hunt. Wonderful sport.
Sometimes I rode (learned aged 5) sometimes followed if I couldn't borrow a nag for a meet.

I miss it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:44, Reply)
No offence, but everyone I've met who has been associated with it have been arseholes.
Hopefully, you're the exception.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Battered's not an arsehole
He's a cunt
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
YES.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
If it's considered acceptable to kill other scavengers for sport, should a fox be treated differently?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Its just the people Ive met. Arrogant shits. If a fox is causing a nuisance then kill the fucker. Im not entirely convinced that hunting is effective.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
Tally Ho!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Is that what you shout when you're working out out much you owe them for the night?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)
Be quiet HH.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Well really :(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Shut up harters

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Evening HH.
How are you?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Well I was OK

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Be quiet HH.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
N ot terminal
I hope?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)
/ot has been terminal for a while

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
As a longtime lurker I can't really comment.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Are you still cheating on your wife?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Nahhhh I played a whole game of Monopoly at Christmas
and never once dipped in the bank
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
They should be singled out for particular nastiness.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Like Adolf singled out the Jews.
He never got the respect he deserved.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
aight nigga, bitches be trollin yo

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)
How is the WHISKY going down?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
yer, Jura Origin is shit, Auchentoshan 21 is the shit

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Haha. Tues drinking is both big and clever. I love it.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
How does it differ from Monday or Wednesday drinking?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Duh! It's Tuesday drinkin' and as such better.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)
I'll drink to that

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
I've got some of the Jura Origin, I quite like it.
Not as good as some of the others I've tried but pretty tasty for supermarket whisky.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I don't like it at all.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Click here
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
woah
Alright
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:33, Reply)
My balls.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Flaky balls.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Chocolate salted?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Alright. I'm working. Boo.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:11, Reply)
I would have answered but I keep being told to keep hush

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Silence.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
>:(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)

/in it for the cheeky bants
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)
How are you Gaston?
I've missed /ot during the day
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
#LEDGEBANTZ

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Evening
I'm fasting today so I ent drinking. Made some cracking pulled pork at the weekend though, got a large portion for tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
cool story zzzzzzzzz

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Fasting? Why?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
I think he's on the bender diet.
Evening HH.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Well does that mean he's getting spitroasted by GJ and Darth or he's only allowed alcohol
In fact I'm not sure I really want to know.

Eve's Jeffers how is Jeffstock 20 14 getting along?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
it's going to be rubbish
because I can't come
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)

ome um + since dog hair dumped me just over a year ago


teehee
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
vibrators aren't as good as people make out :(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I really wouldn't know

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Stunned was coming to visit, now other people are coming too.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Free ride, free drinks, piss patch in the hotel* corner
I bet I can guess who one of them will be


*that wasn't booked
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
thats the one

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:43, Reply)
too...many...euphemisms...to...choose....from.....brain....sploding

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
You're up a bit late on a school night aint you?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
not neccesarily
I've just not left the computer instead of reading for once. Perhaps it was the coffee earlier
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
evening

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
yer innit cavoid

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
So why are you standing up Jeffstock 20 14?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
i have a prior engagement
he booked me too late
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Well who's going to look after Stunned this time round then....eh, answer me that?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
To try and out do your music I may put on a mash up of "5 Star" and "Kool and the Gang" titles

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Needs more Matt Bianco

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Only the "Slightest touch"
\o/
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Just for you

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Oh, hang on...
Ah fuck it, close enough.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
You could print it off and "Cherish" it forever

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2217305
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
"Crazy"

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)
bunch of wankers

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 0:28, Reply)
Be quiet HH.
Go and fuck your ex up the dirtbox again instead of posting here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:03, Reply)
I do hope you have a kitchen drawer related incident
It may just knock some good manners into you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2217305
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Sorry not clicking that it's Probably a virus

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Meat pie was great
Doesn't appear I'll be having a stroke anytime soon despite the wishes to the contrary. Cholesterol at 3.5, blood pressure is fine, resting heart rate at 62bpm. And I'm older than most of you.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:10, Reply)
nice night out with some old friends from school
we had pies and lemon meringue ice cream.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2217349
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:49, Reply)
Don't eat pies
Dozer will try to bully you
*edit*
Told you so!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:49, Reply)
hahaha that'd be like being savaged by a dead sheep
to quote legless
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
legless is a semi literate bore

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:51, Reply)
hur hur he said semi hur hur

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
a semi is more than most on here can manage

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:54, Reply)
Dennis Healey

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
you mean legless appropriated the work of someone else?
After the fuss he made last week?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:53, Reply)
He still has me on 2:0
I can't be arsed to sign out to look at his posts
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:56, Reply)
yer me too

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:57, Reply)
SHOW ME A LINK TO SOMEONE ELSE TELLING MY STORY
I'M WAITING...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:57, Reply)
threesome questions on qotw, luv

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:49, Reply)
I don't do odd numbers, sorry luv

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:53, Reply)
just some very odd blokes off the internet

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:55, Reply)

some lot's of
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:58, Reply)
read. absorb. learn. apply.
www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/apostrophe
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:00, Reply)
you'r wasting your time the're

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:03, Reply)
alright geordiejay
I hear you finger kids.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:04, Reply)
i don't get why people don't get apostrophes. there's fuck all to remember.
although auto correct does fuck it up sometimes I admit. maybe that is hh's excuse...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:05, Reply)
alro'ght gi'll

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:05, Reply)
ac only fucks up if you fuck up and then are dumb enuff to add your fuckup to the dictionary

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:06, Reply)
alright Ruari

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:07, Reply)
wut?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:08, Reply)
^

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:08, Reply)
the iPhone always assumes you want it's even when you want its
it's annoying
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:09, Reply)
Surely you can choose either if you look at what you're typing?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:15, Reply)
dinna be daft eh

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:16, Reply)
yeah of course but effort :(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:18, Reply)
My kid gets it
Harters is an idiot
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:07, Reply)
your kid gets it every night

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:08, Reply)
isn't he the one with the ugly kids? or is that someone else's meme?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:10, Reply)
YD's meme

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:11, Reply)
how's the fictitious mrs?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:13, Reply)
fictitious, ta for enquiring like

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:13, Reply)
I heard she was cheating on you

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:17, Reply)
I had pretend sex with dozer's made up wife

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:18, Reply)
You had sex with Dozers hand?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:20, Reply)
I heard she looked like a massive foot

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:20, Reply)
Something, something large 12" meatza

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:21, Reply)
I think she faked her orgasm

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:23, Reply)
Chicks dig that

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:31, Reply)
I heard that you like getting porked by internet dweebs

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:20, Reply)
Facebook slag

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:22, Reply)
how's the gaming?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:22, Reply)
good ta

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:24, Reply)
oh dear :(

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:29, Reply)
Other people's kids are always ugly
It's only your own that are beautiful
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:12, Reply)
Bit harsh really
now that her tubes have withered, she'll never know
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:14, Reply)
no such luck
fucking periods/contraception
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:16, Reply)
Alright enough of my punctuation already

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:18, Reply)
Sozz not clicking that
It may be a redsetter in a bin bag
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:12, Reply)
there's odd people everywhere in life

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:58, Reply)
Night.
Im knackered.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:21, Reply)
Haha last one I promise "Please Don't Say Goodnight"

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 23:24, Reply)
Where are you, you bastards!?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 0:04, Reply)

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