Shane Warne. Immense cricketing talent and tapping Liz Hurley. Bastard.
Alt: Fat and ginger. I'll allow you to come up with your own punchline.

AltAlt: You had me at 'boob'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yeah but tapping OLD Hurley
You could have gone with floppy haired shag mister who at least got the young version.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

You mean Hugh Grant?
But he put his *points downstairs* in one of those.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I suspect it's because Hurley wouldn't let him put it in hers.
With that in mind, you might want to rethink your choice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Damn straight
I had this argument with a mate a while back about Cheryl Cole saying that I think she looks like she would be shit in bed. She just doesn't look like she would want to put any effort in and Hurley gives of fthe same vibe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)