I jog ten miles a week
Swim for an hour on Sundays.

Weights, nightly.

Football, once a fortnight.

It all adds up and keeps me trim!

When I was skating regularly I had a four pack.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:44, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

^ lies on the internet ^
we've seen pics.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)

YOUN DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY REAL LIFE!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

*sells stale biscuits^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)

Bad baseball hat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

it's not a baseball hat, but thanks for the sartorial advice anyway!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

yer of me in the pub

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

you looked like a pot bellied garden gnome that a dog had shat on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

clutching at strawz here, eh cetaceanswipe!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

just being polite, doll

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

How's the hairline?
I'd like to see for myself but I'm on my own for the next couple of weeks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

it's good ta, how's the dwarfism?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

I'm 5'5"
It's not going to change.

I have hair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)

that went years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)