I have £53.75 tucked away for a downpayment on a hangover for tomorrow. So 0 left for the month
I can walk to work, direct debits can get fucked and I'm sure I can keep the family just above starvation levels with all the food crammed in the cupboards and freezers at home. There's still a tin of fruit salad from the 90s in there somewhere I'd wager. Picking which child to sacrifice for the sunday roast will be the tricky part.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:34, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

the fattest one, obvs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Stupid damn skinny kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Use them to round up the fatties
*think outside the box"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:47, Reply)