just be careful she doesn't steal your heart too, she's like a black widow
In that her husband is dead and she is a darkie
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:55, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

She could pick up a half-brick beside the road as a substitute for my dead, heavy heart
Although it won't be as cholesotral-fucked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)

remember to take your podium, shes taller than you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)

How am I going to shag your old lady on a fucking podium?
Show some respect to your old ma. I'll do her behind the Lidl bins.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Stay about from my ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)

That's a good thought
I could fly to some fly-infested raddled bit of Arizona with Frog's old lady and shag her behind Pervwithadogs bins - avoiding the shit that the tramp had done.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)

+ whilst giving Monty a toothless blowjob for the £3.78 in loose change he had on him at the time......
that had to last for the next week and a half
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)