I like soldering things back together
Rebuilding things is great, a few weeks back our front door lock broke and the missus wanted to pay a fortune for a locksmith I just cut the fucker out with a hacksaw and put a new lock in. I turned to her expecting to see lustful admiration, and she passed me the fucking hoover. MAN POINTS DESTROYED
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I gave her a right good seeing to while you were wearing her apron

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Ah that explains the look of disappointment on her face

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:08, Reply)

It's her own fault, I told her not to expect too much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)

You would think she was used to
ineffectual 30 second fumblings by now.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 16:14, Reply)