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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Hiding in urgarden, masturbating franctically behind a bush.
It was ok.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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12 years ago)
There is an appropriate bush in my garden that could be used for this purpose, but all you'd see of me would be me doing stuff in the kitchen
As a result of this data, I have determined your statement was a lie.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:16,
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I like youe nude deep fat frying.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:24,
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Not me, my cooking consists of 'put in preheated oven for 20 minutes'
You may have me confused with jaysum.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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Oh yeah.
Apologises.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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Oi!
Im not fucking Scottish!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:40,
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