some guy nearly punched me on the escalator
But his wife said I wasn't worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Stupid bitch. What did you do? Did you keep saying 'alright'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

nah, asked to get by and told her they should be standing on the other side to let people pass
She told me not to lecture her; I told her it wasn't a lecture.

Husband told me to watch my mouth.

God, they were ghastly in their nylon sportswear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Escalator pricks make me seethe with anger and bitterness

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

that the north for you, ghastly thick plebians

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

yeah, down south the husband would have just stabbed him

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I didn't know Sports Direct has escalators.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

She was probably right.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

she was defferz right

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Reading your extended director's cut anecdote up there^
I am happy to extend my previous comment to say that none of you were worth it. Congratulations!
( Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)