All the jaws movies are shit apart from 3

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Oh, come on.
The original is great and far better than the book, 2 is OK, 3 is reasonable only due to the fact that it has a good shot of Simon MaCorkindale getting munched FROM INSIDE THE FUCKING SHARK and 4 is shit apart from Michael caine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Oh, sorry I meant 4. That's the good one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)

I saw that at the cinema, the same week I saw Superman 4.
I made a mental note to never pay and see a film with '4*' in the title after that.

*technically Jaws 4 was Jaws: the Revenge but who gives a fuck?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Serious though jaws is fucking boring and the shark looks like shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:58, Reply)

Are you saying it's not a real shark?
A real shark trained to gently nibble on people?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:01, Reply)

I'm saying the film is fucking boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)

I've probably seen it, and it doesn't register
Shark - boat...shite. Agreed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:20, Reply)