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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pro tip: looking after kids is loads easier if you have a couple of drinks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:43,
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Ah yeah *taps nose*Public forum and all that.
Don't want the truth coming out in the family court
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:46,
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Took her for lunch today, I had mineral water, whilst every other dad in the place was drinking Peroni :( (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:53,
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I suppose in some severely twisted way that shows restraint which is mildly admirable. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:55,
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If I'm with other adults I might have one beer or a glass of wine, but if I'm on my own with her then I don't.It's not exactly a hardship, given I can have beer when she's not with me (subject to work, driving etc.) pretty much whenever I like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:24,
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Fair point. It's probably more the fact that I think I would need a drink to cope with the responsibility of looking after a small person as I'm wildly irresponsible and a fool.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:29,
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Whilst they don't arrive with an instruction manual, it isn't difficult; keep them safe, keep them fed & watered, have fun with them to keep you both entertained, do things to educate them, discipline when necessary. People have been doing so for millions of years, if it was that difficult the human race would have become extinct.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:47,
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Not sure I could manage all that, I am a fucking idiot.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:48,
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Nah, you're just dating a fucking idiot. Or, in the charming & accurate words of 'a fat ginger psycho cunt'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:51,
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Jesus, you have to wonder about some parents, don't you?I mean, Peroni ffs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 20:08,
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