When I worked for Lockheed
there was a girl there who looked like a non-threatening Angelina Jolie. First time i met her I was stunned into a stammering, sweaty mess. It was ridiculous.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was once interviewed by a woman who looked just like Deauxma
I didn't know where to look :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)

woah
I used to work with someone that was a 'glamour model' in her spare time. I still have a magazine that she was in. I never fancied her, but y'know....nude is nude.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

We do loads of phone support for our customers round the UK
Over time you get to know people on the phone so make up what they look like. Imagine my shock when presented with a Halle Berry lookalike on visiting one of our clients in Farringdon, instead of the hothwampa I'd expected to meet

Absolutely stunning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

fit on the phone, add two stone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

It was more remove 10 stone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

It's great when that happens
Sadly, the opposite happens much more often
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

She was from Mauritius
*rubs thighs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)

PEAROAST!!!
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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

did she ever see a dodo?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Yer
Ken Dodd's dogs dodo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I thought Dodd's dog's dodo was dead?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Did 'e tell you that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

No, his Dad described it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)