I really like eggs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

in a cup?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

1 egg 1 cup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah? Well then why don't you marry one?!
I like omlettes, but that's pretty well it. Fried eggs is well dull, as is scrambled, and boiled eggs are horribly grim - the embodiment of a morning beer fart.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Poached eggs are wonderous if done correctly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Gah - no - it's poached I was thinking of - not boiled. Ugh.
Mrs V makes poached eggs, and chucking the water away is well grim.

EDIT: I've just realised I seem to have egg issues.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)

You need to crack this problem
Its no yolk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Do we have to keep going ova this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

No
Thats an œuf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

The amount of song and dance made about it
You could release an albumen.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I haven't got the cash to shell out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Get you and your fancy ligature

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)