Oi, Jeff
tell me some good advert catch phrases from the 80s, preferably for cheap 80s food like crispy pancakes and stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:12, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So what the fuck am I then, chopped liver? :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

you didn't seem like the type that would know that shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Sadly I do, I'm waffley versitile

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Mindpiss.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

In YOUN FACE bitchtits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

in your tits, bitchface

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Don't remember that one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I am not a waffly versatile poster.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)

damn you both
I had that one, also it's REALLY annoying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)

Two birds with one stone then
"Marvin the mountie always gets his man"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)

what's that from? i kinda recognise it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)

Labbats* Larger
I think I've spelt it right?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

The sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite.
Which was taken quite literally by a huge number of shut-ins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)

i need something you could chant
also a milky way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Too orangy for crows.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Try saying Mattessons without saying 'Mmmm'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)

You and your bloody dog

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)

LIKES

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)

This then
They drink it in the Congo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)

YES

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)

It's the business, it's the fizzness
Sodastream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)

not with milk it's not

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)

They're tasty tasty very very tasty they're very tasty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)

also good
i thouoght you were too young for this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Nope born in 71 my dear

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)

i'm mixing you up with someone else then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)

If it's that cunt Al, I sear down Imma gonna shank you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)

You could just YouTube 80s adverts.
If you are lucky you might find Russ Abbot smoking a Hamlet cigar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Hahaha I just remember the one with the guy on the outdoor toilet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Ohhhh god and it was Rab C Nesbit with the comb over

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Hello Tosh got a Toshiba?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

And re-record not fade away.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT
WHISKEY SCOTCH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Brains Faggots. So good, you'll wish you'd tried them.......years ago.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)

My tummy says it's time for tea
So let's down tools for Dairylea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Milk? Eurgh. Got any lemonade?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Tetley make teabags
Make tea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Acrington Stanley, wheres that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastingmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivin
I had to google this one, I remembered the first bit of it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Countrylife butter
Had a catchy song.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)

So too did Tizer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Yellow Pages did some cracking ads back then.
JR Hartley and his fly fishing
The Hornby R186 signal box and indeed the kid who wanted a new bike, 'like sittin' on a razor blade'

I were right about that saddle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:12, Reply)

It's just possible you could save my life

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:15, Reply)

The red car and the blue car had a race.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:16, Reply)

I bet 'e drinks Carling Black Label

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:18, Reply)