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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
ahhh
i'll even buy the bleach!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:09,
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12 years ago)
I have never hit a woman. However, this is likely to change when I next see you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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She'd better wear her shin pads
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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I'm thinking about performing a double mastectomy with a rusty bread knife.
Make the most of her saggy tits while you can.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:13,
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You're gonna need a bigger knife.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:14,
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They hang low enough for you to reach
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:15,
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