yeah that's her
Her body's been found.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Her mates were a bit shit mind. How pissed were they to lose someone from one end of a bridge to the other.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:49, Reply)

because she went home and they were all prodigiously pissed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:54, Reply)

Probably she jumped at their encouragement,
As a silly student prank, and now they've all got some pact to keep it a secret, then one will get scared and tell another one they're going to confess leading to a bunch of bizarre murders in a hall of residence as the only sober one who secretly killed her on purpose tries to silence them all in case the truth comes out

Or you know. Booze.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:54, Reply)

booze
And the Ouse is fucking lethal.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:57, Reply)

Ouse is a stupid name for a river.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:00, Reply)

no doubt it is of ancient origin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:07, Reply)