Yeah, but he deleted his account and killed himself.
Despite the evidence on facebook the other day, I firmly believe that Stunned carries a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Monty around with him for deception purposes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's so he can order two pints and two doubles at the bar without looking like a complete piss head

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Following previous encounters with Stunned I can confirm this is 100% true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

I've only met him once
but he towered above me so much that my suntan instantly wore off :-(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)

He's a ridiculous 8 foot tall lumux.
With a cowlick.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)

I've heard hes a gental giant, unless you're Barryfromeastenders that is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

+i

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Fanks for that I wondered where I left it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)

Liam asked for everything he got. The thieving little shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45, Reply)

I met him once.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

I met him as well. The little cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

I met him before Stunnedgate.
He seemed OK apart from the whole being a student thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I met him a couple of times before Stunnedgate.
Even more vain than Dozer. Had a track record of behaving like a shit - including one incident where he stole his mother's credit card and went on a weekend binge which cost her thousands.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:54, Reply)

I missed out on a lot
when work decided to ban access to a puerile comedy website on the basis that it probably had little bearing on the organisation's output. Despite the fact that I produced some of my best work at the time, in both senses.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:00, Reply)

Ever thought of setting up your own business?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Occasionally.
The problem is you need money to do so and I ain't got no money.

I did run an art stall for a bit; did OK from commissions. Thinking about that again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:06, Reply)

Sounds like it's worth thinking about. Plus you could do this outside of working hours.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:09, Reply)

Now just a speed bump on the M25

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Every time a car rolls over it a little puff of powder is squeased out.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:56, Reply)