i take things much less seriously
stuff that would have me properly sulk and rage at 21 just make me laugh these days.

alt: never met her, but i'm sure she's as charming as you are.

altalt: b3th will prescribe herself some truly epic drugz and run naked down Weston pier.

stunned will give up drinking and become a monk.

sporty will go postal and fire rounds of bullets into his non-car-allowance-giving boss, yelling, "NO MORE MISTER NICE COW."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

'lo Swipey
How have you been?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Kissing Frogs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

this is quite funny, for you.......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

hello you
all good here, hope you're feeling much stronger x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I see your firm has been hired by the Mayor of Tower Hamlets
to ensure the BBC "complies with it's obligations" before the Panorama exposee later this month.

Shithead lawyers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

me?
a shithead??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Lutfur Rahman
you lot never learn do you? do anything for a shekel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

it's like you can see into my very soul

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)