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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
waiting for his moment to prove that he really is intellectually superior to all these people with lives more successful than his
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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11 years ago)
There's no way my life is more successful than his
unless you count the fact that I can hold on to a girlfriend despite obviously being gay.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:51,
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WIN!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:52,
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as ridiculous as this may sound, you earn more than him, you have a better job than him, better employment prospects and can hold down a steady relationship
Plus, we have no reason to believe that you are embarrassingly inept in bed.
I trust this assessment meets with your approval.
Regards,
FMDS (Ret.)
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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Shit.
By those criteria, I'm fucked.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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your life was fucked a long time ago
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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There is that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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How do you know what he or I earn?
Is he a tramp now or something?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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I'm hazarding a guess.
Though in your AMA you gave a ballpark figure for your salary.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:59,
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Dozer has access to Rory's spreadsheet these days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:59,
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...or I 'remember' things using my brain
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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