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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Not your wife and kids, though.
They can get acquainted with "urban camping"
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Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:53,
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He's about to ask if you fancy going into the toilets together.
If he's polite to you, it would be very rude to say no.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:57,
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He's probing for a weakness.
Enjoy this moment, because his next move will be probing something else.
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Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:58,
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Can we all have your wife?
Actually, scratch that, we already have.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:54,
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15 minutes of tapping...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:00,
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I neeed a wee, but Ii don't want to go to the loo alone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:03,
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Go to the toilet instead
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:04,
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maybe I should sit on my couch in the lounge eh?
pleb
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:05,
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I don't say these things really.
'Couch' is a particularly wank word.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:08,
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20 minutes of tapping...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:06,
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he's gone to the loo alone
probably to get his knives out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:09,
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