Alt: Women with big arses and small boobs
What's the point eh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like big arses.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)

^cannot lie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

So do I
but I insist on norks to match
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

i'm the other way around
and i'd prefer to swap. i look like a fucking trumpet, skinny legs and bum, rising up to far too wide at the chest.

there isn't any surgery to swap arse and chebs around, but there fucking should be. the man who invents that will be a millionaire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

You could shit on your own chest then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

man, how has this not been invented yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

*patents 'chanus'*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)