Currently some wine gums
alt: no I do not have any tats or piercings. I'm not a redneck, a woman, or a council estate fug.

altalt: I was outside in the cold and rain for about an hour earlier. I am only now getting warm again. Cold went right down to my bones. Also my penis, as my flies fell open.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What is it with you and trousers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)

He's in denial about now being a fat cunt, hence pantwoes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)

No denial here. The trousers fit.
I just seem to be suffering from a string of manufacturing issues.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

modified trousers so that he can 'accidentally' expose himself to young boys

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)

The Max Clifford of b3ta

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)

I dont know. I find it unlikely that the flies split under the huge forces required to restrain my immense package
largely due to the fact that my package is comedically tiny. I blame the lazy Chinese factory workers.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)

For the size of your miniscule penis?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Typical eBay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Exactly!

( Kroney, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)