I'm working, it's an easy job, and the people are nice, and there's free tea,
Free tea is important.

Alt: my father is making a right hash out of buying new furniture. Poor man. He's bought some right ugly sofas and got very upset when I pointed out they were the same colour as pond scum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i feel his pain. my father allowed himself to decorate the family room.
it now has one red chinese paper feature wall, black leather sofa and massive black electric lazy boy thing, and a 50 inch 3D television. i see why my mother never let him near any kind of decorating.

is your dad's new pond weed at least comfortable?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

My father seems to have the opposite problem,
In that now he is allowed to make his own decisions he seems to default to the sort of stuff you would see in a 70s DFS advert. He even said he thinks his TV is too big. He doesn't deserve all the money he earns.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

they should go shopping together
sounds like they would be a good influence on one another's choices
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I don't think I want any of your family near my family.
You know, being Northern an all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

good point
i don't want my dad to catch ginger from your dad. his hair is all silver, and therefore quite vulnerable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I'd love that, all brown corduroy sofas and orange walls. Aw yeah.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Appropriately aged car to go with the decor.
All day, baby, all day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

GIMME

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Pond scum? :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Oh, yeah, um, sorry mate, forgot. Soz.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)