Rory will pop up very soon and point out that I AM an alky.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good for you, shows a sense of commitment, something the kids today all lack

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:46, Reply)

A man needs a hobby

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Well, I got a new friend. His name is 'sobriety'.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Nobody needs a friend like that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)

This comes across as a messianic message
Billy Graham sort of stuff...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Melvins innit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)

you're a dipso prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:51, Reply)

more music snobbery

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)

I saw Dipso at Invest. They were shit if you weren't a pierced prick full of Ecstasy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)

ecstasy at a rock gig is ecstasy wasted

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Wouldn't know. Never tried it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Neither has Dozer.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)

yeah I've never done any drugs ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)

I'm pleased to read that
You have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.

Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)

So he produced a load of wine from somewhere, knocked some tables over and pissed off the local council
and THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)

It's fair to say that he was a miscreant and deserved all he got.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Fuck I was there!
Took loads of drugs and advised people.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)

alright dr gonzo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)