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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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1: Genuine tip for cookingA: Start going out with someone and having lots of vigorous monkey sex.
B: During a pause in the monkey sex, when smiling at each other over a coffee or something, tell of how your sister makes a really good (whatever your favourite dish is).
C: Await their rebuttal "Oh, but you haven't tried MY (whatever your favourite dish is)."
D: Agree, suggest they cook you some.
E: Enjoy the dish.
F: Compliment them on their cooking, but instruct them that it's not QUITE as good as the one your sister makes.
G: Enjoy another round.
Played correctly, you should be able to get several dishes out of them before they cotton on, and by then it's time to end the relationship anyway.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:22,
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lol wut?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:20,
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I think we've got another slow one here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:21,
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I'm not slow.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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"monkey sex""my sister was better"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:21,
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Excellent employment of capital A in the rejoiner.7/10.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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Hm.Reaching a bit - I'm afraid this only gets a 6/10 from me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:35,
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