i don't know how these sites work
so it won't distinguish between logging in for messages and logging in for searching tit sizes?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'i don't know how these sites work'
Of course you don't. You use B3ta for that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:42, Reply)

*Bugger*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

says the walking sperm donor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)

^ says a fat ginger mess that sperm swim away from as soon as they see what they're heading towards

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:51, Reply)

at least you're not bitter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)

Sure you don't

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

i've tried it, no problem with that
personally i got bored with it v quickly, it's like a second job dealing with emails from randoms. but i don't get how the sites work in terms of showing when you're in/out etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:46, Reply)

You have a major problem though Swipe, you're looking for someone on the same social scale as you
but you want them to have a sense of humour
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:50, Reply)

i just got bored with emails from randoms
most of them were pretty boring
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)

Is this about that gaz I sent you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:54, Reply)

the worst ones were the ones i got when some dimwit in america with a very similar email address signed me up for
black over 50's dating in new york. i started getting all these messages from "blackprince49" and other such delights. she must have been gutted at the lack of response.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)

haha, I bet that made your week

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:57, Reply)

she must be some kind of teacher/lecturer, because sometimes i get all her students' essays as well
i ent best placed to mark essays about black feminists. not my area.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:58, Reply)

improvise and demand corn bread for higher grades that will get her back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:00, Reply)

the other one who gives my email address out is some dumbass blonde in wisconsin
i get all the tedious crap of her life - online receipts, invites for her kids to go to parties, yoga lesson dates... ack.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Sign her up for black over 50's dating in new york, I'm sure her husband would approve

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:11, Reply)

No, she might see I'm onlne if she's on at the same time, that's it.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)

then yeah, i think it's fine to carry on seeing other people
with the best will in the world, anything can happen in a month
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)