no, nor would
unless we were talking about his gaping anus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:56, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

always with the anal fantasies
What's wrong with you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:58, Reply)

you spend so much time talking out of it that i thought you'd understand it better

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:00, Reply)

that's a pathetic comeback

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:09, Reply)

well, when you come up with something original, i'll put some effort into the comeback
did you see that list of 35 life-changing books? the list idea is bollocks, but the books looked pretty interesting. thought you might have read at least some of them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:14, Reply)

link dis nigga up yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:17, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/books-that-will-actually-change-your-life

shamefully i've only read about half. i've always meant to read the first one, have you read that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)

I've only read two of them books

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:22, Reply)

6 and 10 sound excellent

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)

I've read:
Invisible Monsters
In Cold Blood
It
World War Z
A Brief History of Time

I'd add Crash to that list.
Catch 22
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:25, Reply)

It and Catch 22 are the ones that I've read from that list

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:27, Reply)

yer It was alright when I was 12
Stephen King is utter shit though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Agreed, the stand is his best book by far

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:29, Reply)

I'll take your word on that.
I stopped reading drivel in my mid teens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:30, Reply)

Liar...you answered liemallows story

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:32, Reply)

he has me on 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:33, Reply)

hahaha REALLY???

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:34, Reply)

yeah
He didn't take too kindly to my dismantling of his online nonsense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:35, Reply)

I hope Badge screen grabbed that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:36, Reply)

It seems you're missing out on his candle day
b3ta.com/questions/pettyofficials/post2251474
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:46, Reply)

i quite like him
i think it's because it reminds me of being a teenager. there is something a bit special about "it".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:30, Reply)

yeah when I try to read him I just start belming, it's puerile pabulum with no redeeming features

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:32, Reply)

A great many of them set in Maine dealing with drug and alcohol misuse in some way shape or form

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:36, Reply)

utter shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:37, Reply)

i'm surprised you've not read life of pi
that's truly excellent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:27, Reply)

have you read any Ballard or Houellebecq?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:29, Reply)

my box of amazon books arrived today
the ballard you recommended i try first is in there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:30, Reply)

Empire of the Sun or The Atrocity Exhibition?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:31, Reply)

Is this a joke about Philley-Joe?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:18, Reply)

no, no it isn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:18, Reply)

Well I would have lolled if it was

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)

life changing
not wife changing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:20, Reply)

^tggi^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)

The first g stands for ginger

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:26, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:27, Reply)