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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

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Look...
Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:23, 53 replies)
Fuck off, n00b.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:25, closed)
^well jel

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:26, closed)
^owns a waxed jacket even though he doesn't live in the countryside

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:28, closed)
^dreams of owning any jacket of any sort

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:41, closed)
^pretentions but fails to realise that potatoes wear jackets, men wear coats - suitcoats, waistcoats, overcoats.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:33, closed)
and Americans will happily walk down the street in vest and pants

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:38, closed)
And chaps
don't forget the chaps.
(wheeples mcsquiblington a spazmatic cuntwankatron., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:56, closed)
yes, Americans will always do the right thing, after they have tried everything else.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:14, closed)
Churchill?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:17, closed)
confused.com

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)
Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II.
hth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:35, closed)
Insurance companies FFS

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:28, closed)

 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:26, closed)
Yes, him.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:14, closed)
^riding on my coattails

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:44, closed)
^spells 'coat-tails' like a colonial bumpkin^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:02, closed)
^zero comprehension of nouns and idioms

Coat-tail: a long piece of cloth that hangs down at the back of a man's formal coat

Coattails: the help or influence of another person's work, ideas, or popularity
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:17, closed)
Christ you're thick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:39, closed)
^glad to have learned a new word
Now use it in a sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:50, closed)
^genuinely thinks words change spelling when used in idioms^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:55, closed)
^will be deleting his post very shortly

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:58, closed)
^doesn't know that 'well jel' is only used by morons

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:16, closed)
^amazeballs!

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:21, closed)
^cock knocker

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:24, closed)
You could use them to light some sort of improvised firework.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:38, closed)






(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:53, closed)
^no money to put in the leccy meter^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:57, closed)
^ hacks into private e-mails so he can wank over unsuspecting teenage girls

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:22, closed)
^ spends hours making lists of people he doesn't like to post on a website where nobody likes him

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:22, closed)
^well upset

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:24, closed)
Sorry Albert, the "upset" trolling strategy was discontinued in 2003.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:33, closed)
^more upset than I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:42, closed)
STOP RUINING MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:43, closed)
^spent his actual birthday alone in his pants eating cold soup from the tin^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:00, closed)
^wanking at the thought

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:23, closed)
You were born
on April fools day.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:48, closed)
well done, Isaac Einstein.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:51, closed)
what is the point of you?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:07, closed)
he's a pretty shoddy rob fairholme replacement

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:09, closed)
i suppose he does make everyone else look better by comparison

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:10, closed)
I'm quite enjoying this week's hysterics.
He seems even more desperate than normal for some attention and reassurance. I think his mummy might be in for treatment and left him with the daycare.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:20, closed)
Do settle down.
You'll do yourself an injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:07, closed)
^quickest deletion ever
Do you embarrass that easily?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:18, closed)

Happy candles, Albert!
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:30, closed)
Why thank you, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:08, closed)
I take it you fired THE GARDENER today?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 0:49, closed)
Gardeners. He's got one imaginary gardener for each of his imaginary houses.
He's not some sort of imagination pleb.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 8:14, closed)

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