I spilt wine all over mine
got a usb keyboard and mouse, loaded a duff driver for the main keyboard and touchpad, kept it going.

Sure, occasionally it turns off for no reason, and sometimes when I switch it on it spends 5 minutes beeping at top volume, but that's a small price to pay for not going through the hassle of getting a new one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I spilt champagne and fois gras over mine.
It crashed my Fortum & Mason account and everything - simply awful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Ghastly!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Indeed. The operative had to create a new password and everything.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Cate Archer?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Kate Beckinsale.
Eh? Eh? PHWOAR! Eh?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I'd give her a "Pearl Harbour"
if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!

!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I'd like to have sex with her!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

it's "do a sex on her" you imbecile

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)

It's 'do a sex on to her' you fool.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Fucking hell, steady on

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)