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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's red and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl.
alt: harrison.
altalt: it's not veggytubbles. it's vegetables.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:15,
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I've just got a new lighter with a pink flame.
I use it to light camp fires
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:16,
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I put ham and pineapple into a bap today.
Because that's Hawaii roll!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:17,
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:18,
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Phone answering machine message -”…If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…”(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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Two parrots on a perchOne says, can you smell fish?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:15,
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see, you didn't even need all my lolarious ones(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 13:20,
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