My ex isn't famous yet, but in with a chance
As she's a bloody good singer.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:52, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah but fat ugly northerns don't sell records regardless of their singing voice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I haven't got a singer ex.
I do know of a singer that claimed I wanted to fuck her though. I didn't.
(kroney2, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Being able to sing doesn't matter and the fact that shes fucking dog rough means she will never be famous soz.
My friend was approached by (simon cowell's record label) about a potential recording contract based on her modelling photos. She has never sung anywhere they would have heard.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Being talented enough to win competitions and scholarships means that she's a shitload more likely to get noticed in the right circles, though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)

And being fucking ugly means that shes going to get noticed and refused on the grounds that since music videos because more important than the music ugly people don't sell records
Phil Collins would never get given a record deal if he started today.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:00, Reply)

Adele isn't exactly tasty, she's sold fuckloads.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Yeh she got famous before people knew what she looked like
and shes about a million times better looking than your ex.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

If you say so.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Look she isn't going to get famous OK, deal with it!
She's more likely to become an astronaut.
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I doubt that
I'm simply saying that she's in with more of a chance of being famous than most others I know.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Deal with it!

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Nahh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I notice that you have not refuted the claims that your ex is both fat and ugly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Well, she's neither.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

+ thin nor attractive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Disagree on both counts, as she's quite attractive and not even close to being fat.
Better?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

He didn't even fuck her so she doesn't count anyway
He just stuck his dick in one of the folds
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:04, Reply)

If you say so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Don't feel bad, fat girls try harder, its ok, no-one is judging you.

( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I Am

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah, alright, all us internet boys are nobbing supermodels.
Leave it, yeah.
(kroney2, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I know, I've fucked plenty of them (as you all happily mention often enough)
She just wasn't one of them
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)