Dunno about evangelibollocks
But I really fucking hate having to wait to cross the road. I mean I really fucking hate it. Just this morning I was stood swearing at traffic like Nick Griffin in Marrakech.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:18, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Sounds like you need to relax a little.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Or move to the other side of the road

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

"Why did the quender cross the road?"
"Because it was either that or kill every last cunt in the world LOL"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I've got this things near me where if you push a button,
And wait a reasonably short amount of time, you get Shepherded across by a tuneful beeping while all traffic is held stationary as if by magic. It's quite something.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

The mistake you've made here
is in using the word "wait". Have a look at my original post and see if you can spot your error. Go on, I'll wait
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Don't wait, just close your eyes and run.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)

witchcraft

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Saves me a lot of hassle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I've run out of newt :o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)